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« Reply #270 on: December 01, 2018, 01:42:33 AM »

It's not the germs, canning operations cook everything using a method that tends to preserve food for a LONG time with little opportunity (if done right) for micro growth.  Something about seeing a HUGE vat of steaming pasta slithering around like a 10 billion roundworms/tapeworms & the fish asshole deal maybe combined with my sister puking up projectile Spaghettios when she was about 4 in the back seat with me. Grin   My son triggered the memory this week because of an issue he had with his apartment complex that had been going on for months with no action.  I got involved like Ape on Ugly and 2 days later they resolved it.  Had to do with a potential food poisoning issue from a vent a hood leaking roof water.   Banging Head on Wall

Nailed the Bang Bang shrimp recipe.  Living in a buggy swamp jungle only a 26 mile ride away from a Global Warming monster tsunami that Florida man will no doubt try to surf after somebody holds his beer, we eat a lot of shrimp.  Because we like shrimp & they catch a lot of shrimp on the gulf just south of us.  Unlike Bubba, Forest's friend, we do not have 147 ways to make shrimp but we have a few that we really like.  Some things we like better than others, Bang Bang has been a favorite to eat out for a lot of years. Easy enough to make, it goes into a rotation now no doubt.
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« Reply #271 on: December 01, 2018, 11:11:26 AM »

Iím going to need you to go the recipe thread and share your bang bang shrimp.  Couch Jumper

This conversation reminded me of the time I ate a family sized can of beefaroni as a young teen by myself and threw up 15 minutes later. At that age, youíre left wondering if you should eat again since your stomach is now empty. The grown up me would say, f$#@ it, catch me next meal.  Hysterical Laughing
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« Reply #272 on: December 01, 2018, 12:24:50 PM »

Just googled "bang bang."  It did not go well....


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y</a>
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« Reply #273 on: December 01, 2018, 01:36:31 PM »

Just googled "bang bang."  It did not go well....


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y</a>

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« Reply #274 on: December 03, 2018, 07:37:00 PM »

My reaction to that atrocity would be similar to Iskis sisters reaction to spaghettios.
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« Reply #275 on: December 04, 2018, 03:53:12 AM »

My reaction to that atrocity would be similar to Iskis sisters reaction to spaghettios.

 Hysterical Laughing  When I saw Arianna Grande, remembered her as the stupid bitch that likes to lick donuts then put them back on the counter, did not click the link.  Donut likker asshole bitch with the brain of a headless flea.
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« Reply #276 on: December 07, 2018, 02:29:48 AM »

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« Reply #277 on: December 15, 2018, 05:39:36 AM »

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« Reply #278 on: December 22, 2018, 11:27:30 AM »

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« Reply #279 on: December 22, 2018, 12:16:22 PM »

Australia?^^^^^^
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« Reply #280 on: December 22, 2018, 05:34:08 PM »

It's all Crocodile Dundee's fault.


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« Reply #281 on: January 01, 2019, 07:54:16 AM »

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« Reply #282 on: January 28, 2019, 03:50:50 PM »

Uncle Mikey?   Nixweiss

https://www.wideopeneats.com/recipes/pink-lemonade-moonshine-popsicles/

Pink Lemonade Moonshine Popsicles


INGREDIENTS
4 cups pink lemonade
4 oz moonshine
INSTRUCTIONS
In a pitcher combine the pink lemonade and moonshine. Pour into popsicle molds and freeze until solid or overnight. Serve.

NOTES
To remove from molds easily, run a bit of warm water over the molds to loosen the popsicles.

To add a bit more of pinkness to your popsicles, add in 1/2 cup chopped strawberries to the molds.
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« Reply #283 on: January 29, 2019, 09:22:56 PM »

Let's see, 1/8 th of an oz. of moonshine per popsicle. I don't think that would have any kick at all. If you used enough moonshine to make it have a kick, then it wouldn't freeze. Think I'll stick with Dreamsickles.

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« Reply #284 on: January 29, 2019, 11:31:34 PM »

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